A wonderful Friday here. Let's start it with a Lawyer's joke:
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor.
The doctor said, “We have three possible donors. The first is a young, health athlete who died in an automobile accident.
The second is a middle-aged businessman who never drank or smoked and who died flying his private jet.
The third is an attorney who died after practicing law for thirty years. Which one do you want?”
“I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,” said the patient. After a successful transplant, the doctor asked the patient why he had chosen the donor he did. “It was easy,” said the patient.
