Listen to what honeypot is saying. Maybe the next time you and your wife are together, use it as an opportunity to "show her your bad boy" and just pound the bajeezus out of Mrs. Tim for a few minutes. Of course don't hurt her but make it intense with eye contact and a "sh!t-eatin' grin". Don't let her know what you are about to do and don't tell her why. Definitely wait for her to ask. Then say "I just felt like it...was it too much?". She's going to walk away like "geez, he really got some pleasure from me...cool".
Anywhere is walking distance if you have the time
-Steven Wright
