Oh gosh, the Liberator is an HD person's dream gift. Check it out.

Dave, maybe it's the pessimist in me, but I'd counsel a little more caution before you go out and drop the bucks on a Liberator. Is this a flash in the pan? Or is it the beginning of a new direction in your marriage?

Hairdog - who thinks his wife would "liberate" him if he bought a Liberator.