Well. Here's a new one...
"STBX texts me out of the blue again... This time it doesn't involve money.... It just says..

"On a scale 1-10. Kids?"

.. We have no kids, and she knows we both wanted them (I didn't in beginning, but firmly said yes before marriage.

... Is this some kind of trick question?

M34 W28, T7, M2
W filed D 6/7/16

...who doesn't love a lost cause?