mmm you could be subtle about it. Print a t-shirt that says "Dont believe what the W Says, We're splitting because she is a slut"

No offense intended to you my friend. Just humour.

Me31 W31 M11yrs S6yrs
23Mar16-BD
9Apr16-W admitted EA w boss.
27Jun16-W Changed job and promised NC w OM.
14Jul16-Continued contact w OM.Start of Separation.
24May17-Divorced.