MLC W with OM, Part 12

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A Friday Lawyer Joke, an oldie but a goodie:

The “animal rights” movement has made it increasingly hard to use rats in laboratory experiments.

So, as an alternative, medical researchers have started using attorneys as their test subjects.

They have found some surprising benefits of performing the experiments on attorneys:

-they have scientific proof that at the genetic level, attorneys are closer to human beings than rats;

-the laboratory assistants don’t get as emotionally attached to the attorneys; and

-there are some things that rats will not do.