I'm good with making the statement, She has SO MUCH STUFF she needs to "get ready" and the guest bath really just doesn't have the capacity haha. I guess, I'll make the statement, and she can figure out what to do about her "getting ready" situation as it deems necessary. I literally cleaned the entire house (excluding basement), top to bottom. floors, glass, mirrors, toilets, baths, etc. If she can't find herself comfortable, nothing I can do about it.
She's starting again with the "you can't honestly expect me to believe xyz, that makes no sense". etc. then followed with "I MAY not stay at the house tonight, but I will be staying there definitely tomorrow and from then on. Pick a bed!"
I responded "I don't expect you to believe me, but xyz is true... I have to run to the grocery for some stuff, need anything? ...and I'll take the Master bedroom. Have fun golfing!"
