I understand. I was similar to you with regard to the household stuff. The nice thing about being lazy with regard to household stuff is that it's an easy problem to correct. The downside is that even though it's been corrected, it doesn't seem to really matter much.
Of course, I've got this little ferret that I rescued. You can't really potty-train a ferret. He drove my wife nuts. When she moved out I asked her if she wanted the ferret. I think she fumed about that for five minutes. It was a nice distraction.
