14 days of sheer hell - part 4

[DDJ]

I'm in my livingroom and The WW is sitting down. I'm about 3metres from her. She says, come give me a kiss. I shrug my shoulders and shake my head. She says, you know we're still married? I reply, we're not going to debate that we're still married. She says, so we're not going to debate that I'm your wife? To which I reply, No, we're not going to debate that you're still my wife. And I walk out.

So I'm getting done to go out, I shave, shower, iron clothes. She says, for someone that does not know where they're going, you're quite in a rush and looking very spiffy. I don't reply. Only stating that I need to leave at 8pm. She asks if I'm going with my Bro,or Bro in law. I say no. She asks me where I'm going and I say, not sure. Who I'm going with and I say, just by myself.

So I'm at a pub in our waterfront and set to watch Bad Neighbours 2. Need to destress and laugh. One red bull down should keep me going. I have never been this excited to watch a movie in my life.

I can literally feel two tiny testicals forming between my legs...