OOOOOOOOO I forgot your other question. No, the sticking it in my face was not the first time in 5 yrs, it was the 3rd initiated time in 5 yrs. The first time in 5 years was oral, the 2nd was oral and the 3rd, YUP, you guessed it, Oral!!!
At this rate, and the fact that there has been nothing else, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm think I am being pretty selfish here. I'll shut up now.
