hairdog,
I am nearly wetting myself laughing at your business proposition. I can think of some "reforming LDs" we could use (I say we because I will be opening the European office). There's honeypot, annette and luvhubby - I'm sure we could pass them off as "LDs" if we could just wipe the smile of their faces and the twinkle from their eyes. BTW how did you know about my tattoo?
SD