If she hates the jokes and tricks as much as my dad did, he'll feel vindicated. I can't remember a time when he didn't get wrapped boxes with nothing in them. As a kid, I hated that. As an adult, I still do. Glad he and mom made it out of the church in time to consummate their marriage... I got to wait a couple days to get my own!


"There are only 2 ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."

Albert Einstein