Hah! I needed that laugh. Getting to know each other so well through our misery :-p
The trick with bears: you don't have to outrun the bear. You just have to outrun the other person!
M:26 H:32 T:8yrs ILYBNILWY/ "I'm not happy": 2/6/16 D-Day-discovered PA/EA: 2/10/16 Separated: 2/14/16 He's living with OW I moved to different state: 06/16 Currently: Trying to move forward