My first post - please be nice.

[collin]

Can I hire someone to sit on my shoulder and when I open my big mouth say "hey dummy, shut up!". Why did I feel like tonight would be a good night to talk? (Pro tip: it wasn't.)

I guess I subconsciously like an uphill battle and stacking the odds against me. Cause needless to say, I didn't do myself any favors tonight.