HairDog, I hardly think 42 classifies you as ancient. Of course that might be based on my own advanced age
Funny thing is, that if you use the $300 for the grill, everytime you put some meat on it, you'll wish you'd gone the other way. If you use the $300 for the prostitute, the next day you'll wish you could grill some steaks.... really, we should be able to have both. (sex and cookouts)
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and annoys the pig.