Update: I granted access to myself again today and changed one of the locks on my house. Now I can come and go as I please. It's a door that is never used, so I sincerely doubt it will be discovered as it will only be locked and unlocked from inside.
I grabbed a few of my DVD's (presents), a childhood book to make me feel better, and a book that relates to one of the artists I'll be doing an homage to with my art piece. I grabbed my pencil sharpener, some rulers, and a lamp I bought the first time she moved out. Oh, and a dutch oven that was also a present. None of these things will be noticed - save the pencil sharpener. I've had that since before we met, and she'll probably think it was taken when I was at the house with the assistant.
I'm still pretty mad about them messing me over with that whole email thing - or really I'll blame the assistant.
Me: 58 Her: 59 Kids: 0 Dog: 1 ILYBINILWY: 9/15 D Bomb: 1/11/16 (found out filed) Verified OM: 1/11/16 Moved out: 1/11/16 (thought it was temporary)