I Think it's Way Too Late

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Hi Sandy, I probably don't mean detach in the DB sense, maybe I do. I better re-read that section again! What I mean is - at least looking at how I feel right now right here - I couldn't bear to see her with somebody else doing what I've done with her for 35 years.

Bobcat Goldthwaite used to have this bit where he'd say "I lost my job" and then say "well I didn't lose it, it's just when I go there, there's some other guy doing it". Later he'd say "I lost my girlfriend" and then "I didn't lose her - it's just when I go over to her place there's somebody else doing her".

Yeah, kinda like that. Not sure I can do that - I sure can't bear thinking of it.

And today I probably totally screwed up but I almost don't care. I started getting texts that the cell phone bill was past due. I tried logging in to my account, and couldn't - it wouldn't recognize my phone number.

So I drive to the nearest store which is 20 minutes away. As I thought, the W pulled her phone and devices off of the account. However, for some reason my account changed as well because technically, hers was the first number on the account. I bought her a "X" carrier phone back in 1992. The reason I was confused is - she left the tab for me to pick up. $700 worth. She's the realtor, she's the one who runs up the tab. And sticks me with the bill.

I was so p*ssed I texted her "thanks for sticking me with YOUR bill" She then answered back "I've been paying the bills, all I did was take my phone off" to which I answered "and left me holding the bag for 2 months worth of bills for $700". After that was radio silence.

I don't think I'm sorry I did that - it was a really rotten thing to do. I was going to go down and pull off of the account myself, only I was going to find out what my devices cost and give her that money.

Nice guys don't finish last, they get run over before they leave the starting gate.

Oh, and all of a sudden for those following the email saga the assistant apparently figured out how to spell her name for the password and I haven't heard a thing since. Oddly, I was suddenly locked out of my account (large domain carrier) out of the blue. My browser remembers my name and password. I think somebody was playing around while I was out. I don't know how it's possible, but it's really, really weird. My password is much more secure now as the W would be able to guess the old one.