Dave - I am LMAO! I too find some of those home improvement shows rather porn-like. Which is probably why they seem to be finding more and more attractive "carpenters" on those shows nowadays.
I am reminded of an incident before H and I even got married, which (looking back) should have been a big warning sign to me. He was putting together a new IKEA table I'd bought for my apartment, and he was wearing his tool belt and using his cordless drill. It was a HUGE turn-on for me, and I tried to jump him right there on the kitchen floor. But he pushed me away in the interest of building the table. I kept trying, but finally gave up after he kept rebuffing my advances. Ah, hindsight!
Oh, and I still have that table - it's now a play area for our two boys. Whenever I look at it I still get a little hot 'n bothered thinking of him with that power drill.
