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SD,

Is the Alzheimers setting in so soon? A vivid imagination can be a wonderful thing or a torture device...Wonder what would have happenned? HHMMMMM

Spoof us more often, quite amusing and gets our minds going just like the Energizer Bunny....

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I think the silk boxers is a good idea, silk or satin pajamas are nice. Is this for a LD H? How about a t-shirt with "I'm with stupid" on it, and an arrow pointing down?

I'm glad I'm an inspiration to so many. I have to say that, as far as thongs go, this one was pretty basic.


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Jen - I appreciate your advice. BUT, the last thing I want to do is get him something in the clothing family that will provide yet another physical barrier to him being naked with me. I've done that before and he will actually say "I like the feeling of this silk against my skin too much to want to take it off..." followed by his favorite "excuse" line, "...let's plan on sex next weekend instead."

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Dave - I am LMAO! I too find some of those home improvement shows rather porn-like. Which is probably why they seem to be finding more and more attractive "carpenters" on those shows nowadays.

I am reminded of an incident before H and I even got married, which (looking back) should have been a big warning sign to me. He was putting together a new IKEA table I'd bought for my apartment, and he was wearing his tool belt and using his cordless drill. It was a HUGE turn-on for me, and I tried to jump him right there on the kitchen floor. But he pushed me away in the interest of building the table. I kept trying, but finally gave up after he kept rebuffing my advances. Ah, hindsight!

Oh, and I still have that table - it's now a play area for our two boys. Whenever I look at it I still get a little hot 'n bothered thinking of him with that power drill.

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Here are some gift ideas:

For Him: Atkins Approved T-Shirt

For Her: The Golden Ticket T-Shirt

For Both of You: The Liberator Pillow

BTW...my good friend told me that she bought one of the Liberator pillows and it practically saved her marriage.


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Okay, DBR. I thought I was pretty edgy buying the thong for my W. I know if I bought the Liberator, I would definitely feel liberated...picking my clothes up from the front yard and packing them in my truck.

Although I liked the "Atkins Approved" shirt, I don't think she'd like that, either.

But those were pretty funny.

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How about a t-shirt with "I'm with stupid" on it, and an arrow pointing down?





OMG I'm about to pee my pants!!! If only I had the nerve, I'd seriously make up a shirt like that for him. (Wonder if he'd get the joke? LOL)

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BTW...my good friend told me that she bought one of the Liberator pillows and it practically saved her marriage.





Gee, thanks for THAT! I just spent the last hour on the Liberator website. The demo videos are quite, er, titillating. So which shape did your friend get? I am very much intrigued by these pillows.

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OMG... what are you trying to do, give me a heart attack?? Now I won't be able to sleep for a week!



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Oh no...you didn't watch the videos, did you???

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