Start with tasteful and subtle in colors that she likes. No need to put her over the edge with something TOO suggestive... That might make things worse...
My H's b-day is tomorrow. What is the male equivalent of lingerie? Maybe a power tool from Home Depot? I know it gets me all hot and bothered when he's out in the garage with his power saw.
Quote: Back in the carpark, I found myself sharing the elevator with a middle aged woman wearing fish net tights (for some reason) who asked me what floor I wanted. I had absolutely no idea so I said "I'll have what your having". She gave me a puzzled look and I motioned toward the fishnets and (don't ask me why) found my mouth saying "I like your style. I bet you're HD". She gave me an even more puzzled look and fixed her gaze on the changing floor numbers. When the lift doors opened she hurried off quickly, looking back every now and then to see if I was following. It must have been my raincot that put her off. Surly it wasn't anything I said?
You're lucky she didn't scream and press charges!!! I am totally snickering here imagining her thinking...
'OMG... what is he looking at... oh no... my legs...WTF does he mean by that comment ?! ... uh oh... raincoat...elevator... PERVERT!!!'
Quote: Then there was the Christmas before that when I bought the VS thong with the tiny jingle bells on it. My grand plan was to wrap myself (in the thong) up for him for Christmas, but when he saw me walk in the door with the VS bag, he rolled his eyes and I felt so humiliated over the prospect of making myself a gift (that he obviously didn't want) that I turned around, got back in my car, and returned it.
Why OH Why can't my W do these things. I would give my left nut for that to happen to me. *sigh*
What about a nice, tight pair of those fitted boxers??? The ones where your H's but looks so awsome and chisled in...oh wait... that's my H's butt...
I still love those things!
What about a nice pair of silk boxers with a matching shirt? You could wear the shirt, him the shorts? Or, you could just sleep with them under the pillow...
Also, you could get him a little something... for you to wear!!!
The only time in my married life that I heard my W say she was attracted to another man was "Steve" from "This Old House". She likes the Boston accent and the fact that he can fix things.
Maybe if my W obliges in the bar-pickup role-play I suggested, I should let her direct a roleplay where I wear a tool belt, and start fixing things in the kitchen. Oh, wait a minute. Her fantasy would be to have me keep working on the kitchen. "Oh baby, that's so sexy how you are painting that cabinet....no no no...don't stop...faster, faster, stroke it, stroke it..ooo...ooo...wait, you missed a spot".
Anywhere is walking distance if you have the time
-Steven Wright
Actually I have a vivid imagination and probably didn't actually say all of that... Sometimes I can't remember if I thought it or said it. SD having a bit of fun with you.
... uh oh... raincoat...elevator... PERVERT!!!'
