SD,

Are you for real?!?!

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Back in the carpark, I found myself sharing the elevator with a middle aged woman wearing fish net tights (for some reason) who asked me what floor I wanted. I had absolutely no idea so I said "I'll have what your having". She gave me a puzzled look and I motioned toward the fishnets and (don't ask me why) found my mouth saying "I like your style. I bet you're HD". She gave me an even more puzzled look and fixed her gaze on the changing floor numbers. When the lift doors opened she hurried off quickly, looking back every now and then to see if I was following. It must have been my raincot that put her off. Surly it wasn't anything I said?



You're lucky she didn't scream and press charges!!! I am totally snickering here imagining her thinking...

'OMG... what is he looking at... oh no... my legs...WTF does he mean by that comment ?! ... uh oh... raincoat...elevator... PERVERT!!!'

I would have died!

Great story!

islandgirl (still laughing )