JoJo, I asked my husband for something from Victoria's Secret this past Christmas. Yeah. I got a waffle iron and a crockpot. I must have looked pretty damn funny with that waffle iron strapped around my naked arse but I am assuming that was his intent...?
Then there was the Christmas before that when I bought the VS thong with the tiny jingle bells on it. My grand plan was to wrap myself (in the thong) up for him for Christmas, but when he saw me walk in the door with the VS bag, he rolled his eyes and I felt so humiliated over the prospect of making myself a gift (that he obviously didn't want) that I turned around, got back in my car, and returned it.
