hd, I hope your W's birthday went well and the cake rose in the oven. It is my W's birthday on Friday and I have just been shopping. I got carried away and bought rather a lot - mostly silly things like happy birthday streamers and balloons, Cadbury's Cream Eggs, some slippers with ginger cats on them, a CD and a rather nice stripy top. I kept the receipts so she will be able to take them all back. I was going to buy her a black thong but I had my raincoat on and I thought the shop assistant might think I was some kind of purv so I went for the slippers instead. The expedition was not without its mishaps though. In the multi storey carpark I got chatting to a woman about her unusual car. Needless to say, I left her with a smile on her face and a spring in her step. Unfortunately in my enthusiasm for giving her affirmation I completely forgot what floor I was on and where on the floor I had left my car. While walking round the shops I managed to get accosted by a beautiful blonde 20 something with ice blue eyes who tried to sell me a mobile phone or something. For some reason I wasn't concentrating and just as I was about to sign on the dotted line I had to ask her what it was again that I was signing for. Remembering that my W got cross whenever I bought into lengthy expensive contracts due to my vulnerability to the seductive hard sell, I gently declined but complimented her on her lovely blue eyes and expert sales technique. Back in the carpark, I found myself sharing the elevator with a middle aged woman wearing fish net tights (for some reason) who asked me what floor I wanted. I had absolutely no idea so I said "I'll have what your having". She gave me a puzzled look and I motioned toward the fishnets and (don't ask me why) found my mouth saying "I like your style. I bet you're HD". She gave me an even more puzzled look and fixed her gaze on the changing floor numbers. When the lift doors opened she hurried off quickly, looking back every now and then to see if I was following. It must have been my raincot that put her off. Surly it wasn't anything I said? SD
