MLC W with OM, Part 12

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Here is a Friday smile just in time for Valentine's Day:

A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.

His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You’re beautiful!” Then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that, and she stayed close by his side.

A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open again and he said “You’re cute!”

His wife, disappointed at the downgrade, asked him, “What happened to ‘beautiful?’”

His reply: “The drugs are wearing off.”