I have just the thing! Skinny jeans, black boots, and this slinky tunic thing I have. It's prettier than I just made it sound.... And a dramatic scarf.
Yes...YES!!! Add some lipstick and do your hair up in a certain way that W has always liked on you. And a dash of perfume. Maybe instead of silky tunic, perhaps don a nice mock turtleneck (nice scarf) with a leather jacket (or faux one since you are a veggie). Rooooar!
Boy...that will do just the trick.
I notice that gay ladies tend to turn their heads at me when I wear leather jacket with a black mock turtle neck, jeans, and a pair of light brown suede ankle boots. They all act weird and fumble around me. This outfit is used very sparingly.
Just last week, one lady kept turning her scarf around and around and around and AROUND in front of me. Gee....not sure if that's flirting or what...
