Back on these forums again 6

[Vanilla]

OK observe it, add a funny voice, tune it out.

Here is mine

V you didn't collect the parcel, it might be important, it might be your very best client, you won't get the work done, you will lose the client, then you go bankrupt. My goodness what a failure.
Oh and by the way you didn't bank the cheques, you forgot your gym shoes. You are so stupid.

When will you get organised.

Look at you in that gym mirror, snobby, out of condition, who do you think you are to come to the gym.......

We all do it!

I could say to myself, V you rang three clients today to get promise of payment. You ate well. You lifted better and spin cycled faster.

I could when I remember.

V