Hey, you can purchase them online...try them on, and if they don't fit, you just send them back. What pain? What humiliation?
My wife would never wear one, but I'd love to see her in one. My ex wore one once and it drove me crazy. There's a woman at work who I KNOW wears them, and, I just have to ignore it.
As for "keeping it in place," well, that's not necessarily the function of a thong, now, is it?
Hairdog, who says, "Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray to God my soul to keep, if I should die before I wake, let it be right after I see my wife in a thong and we have sex."
