Thank you Ancaire! My first laugh in weeks! It was the, "You use bagged salad." That got me ROFL!
That was one of my faves, too. Let me add my H's though. "You buy organic eggs! I hate eggs!" (So why would it matter what kind if he doesn't eat them?)
M-51 H-54 2D-27 and 25 M-26 yrs Bombshell and IHS 7-29-15 He moved out 10-3-15 D filed 1-27-16 D final 10-27-16