Mona, you trollop. Man I am jealous. I would kill for a little innocent male attention. And some not so innocent too. Sounds like the perfect birthday present for yourself, haha. (Just throwing it out there that my bday is coming up in a few days, in case the universe is listening)
I don't see why you wouldn't help the kids get presents for H. Well, besides the fact that he got them nothing. I had something from D to H as well, he was obviously embarrassed, as he/they nothing for me. Not that I care about presents at the moment.