A Friday Lawyer joke. I hope it brings y'all a smile:

A slightly nervous witness to a car crash kept saying things like,

“I think the light was yellow’” or “I think it was still raining at the time”

The cross-examining lawyer finally interrupted, saying derisively,

“We don’t care what you think. What do you know?”


The harried witness paused for a moment and then replied,

“Then I may as well leave the witness stand. Since I’m not a
lawyer, I can’t talk without thinking.”

Me-54 yrs; W: 50 yrs
4 kids- D: 22,20,19; S:15
"Trial" Divorce: 04/14 - 6/14
Separated: 06/2013- divorced 08/2016

“The strongest of all warriors are these two — Time and Patience.” War and Peace