On a side note, my ovaries and I are not on speaking terms.

P!ss Event no 1
Ran some errands and decided to pop into a Gap store. Big mistake. There were so many cute little outfits for cute little people that I will probably not be bringing into the world.

P!ss Event no 2
Went to GF's house and played with her chubby little baby boy. Boy and I fell into mutual adoration. I teased him, he chuckled. He chuckled and I teased him even more. And he was more than willing to coo sweet nothings to me as well. What a welcome change from what I've been having!

Ovaries asked me why I was torturing them like that. I asked ovaries to shut up.

Last edited by Grlonfr; 12/09/15 03:23 AM.
You can call me Dory/ Grl.

As a wise fish once sang,"Just keep swimming!"

It's no use to go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.