Adventures of PP, Woofie, and the WAW (9)

[Zues126]

Ha, it's like the part when Adam Sandler is sentenced to anger management class and goes to group therapy:

So, Dave...tell us about yourself. Who are you?
Well, I am an executive assistant at a major pet products company.
I don't want you to tell us what you do. I want you to tell us who you are.
All right. I'm a pretty good guy. I like playing tennis on occasion...
Also, not your hobbies, Dave, just simple. Tell us who you are.
I just...Maybe you could give me an example of what a good answer would be.
What did you say? You want Lou to tell you who you are?
No, I just...
I'm a nice, easygoing man. I might be a little bit indecisive at times.
Dave, you're describing your personality. I want to know who you are.
-What the hell do you want me to say? I mean, I'm sorry. I just...I want to answer your question. I'm just not doing it right, I guess.
I think we're getting a picture, Dave. Let's move on...

PP, it's a joke. Your lack of intimacy is dwarfed by her lack of commitment. Not only doesn't she have the right to know your heart and soul, she certainly doesn't wield the gavel of approval these days. Thanks for getting it out of your system. Don't worry about trying to measure up to her standards. The game is rigged, that can't happen because that would mean she made a mistake, and she can't allow that. Instead whatever she feels you lack in intimacy, make up for it with detachment.