Haha, I want a boyfriend too then. Just not sure how that's gonna work while mothering a toddler, so I guess I better wait on that ;-) I could really use the ahem tension lifter as well.

As far as point #3 I find that (trying) meditating helps a lot - Headspace app is great. Also, I have to remind myself not to look for happiness in external factors and that my interpretation os things is the basis of my own emotions. Does that make sense.

And lastly, WOW you really are the scapegoat for a lot of things. I wonder what goes on in the WAS' head to justify their thinking...