It's Friday, let's smile - to help here is a Friday Law/Court joke:
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, “Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.”
“Because,” the man says, ”I live in a two-story house.” The Judge replies, “What kind of a reason is that? What is the big deal about a two-story house?"
The man answers, “Well Judge, one story is I have a headache and the other story is It’s that time of the month."
