Sorry, but you probably don't realize that my main function here is the class clown. With that in mind...
DBR comes into room, sporting a woodie (SuperDave, who's from England, probably thinks that a "woodie" is a cane, or a tropical drink, or something. SD, a woodie is an erection, a boner, a hard-on, etc.). DBR points to it and says to Ms. DBR, "And what exactly is fake about this?"
Or, as Dave (american Dave) might say, "just give her the 'money shot' and again, ask her what's fake about that?"
