I hope you don't self-deface around your family. Even if it is in jest, it can cause problems.
Just remember, "that is some pig".
Make sure that your positives shine brighter than your negatives.
-NOPkins-
I will ferret out an affair at any opportunity.
-An affair is the embodiment of entitlement, fueled by resentment and lack of respect. -An infidel will remain unreachable so long as their sense of entitlement exceeds their ability to reason.