Yeah, I figured it wouldn't be a fun-filled laugh-a-minute weekend. As for it all being your fault, here's a funny/sad exchange I had the weekend with my W and D(2.5 years old):
W: Who takes care of you?
D: Mama!
W: And who takes care of Mama?
D: I do!
Me: Hey, what's my role in all of this?
(pause)
D: It's your fault!


I kid you not, she really said that. W laughed, and I was like, "where did she get that?" W claims that she has never said anything like that to D, and, instead, she said that D probably got this from me, when I say, dejectedly, that it must be "all my fault." While I can't believe that my W would coach my D in this sort of thing, it still sucked to hear this whole conversation. Understand that I pick my daughter up at 4:30pm and play, watch, feed her until W gets home around 7pm. On weekends we both probably spend equal amounts of time with her. Grrr.