I'm so sorry to hear your pain. It sounds like this is for the better and if it's any consolation, I would say that he's a total bum. I hope you stick around and let us cheer you up.
With that said.... Come on guys lets head out west to Colorado and unleash a can of HD whoopass on him. Show him the power of a sexually frustrated man whose testosterone stores are so high that they don't feel pain.
