And might I add one that I thought of... " I didn't fall flat on my face when he left"
Hahaha - right? I think my ex is still completely confused about the fact that when he left, I learned to play the drums and now play in a pop-punk band. After all, HE was the musician in the family (he can play a half-dozen Neil Young songs on the acoustic guitar, that he learned in college, but has never bothered to take any lessons or practice to enhance his skills.)
That, and my tall handsome boyfriend (a half foot taller than my ex, a couple of years younger, even more fit and way more handsome) - well, let's just say my ex is confused.
