Hello my dear Wonder, I indeed liked your joke - thought it was spot on! Re your conversation: Whoa. I still think your H is one of the most confusing on the board. You did a great job on the fly -- perfect! However, I think the most telling part is the end. I'm sure you were right if you thought he sounded emotional. In fact, that sounds like a tip-off as to why he hasn't answered so far -- it's too emotional for him. Nonetheless, again IMHO you should hold out for the answer. You must be thinking WTF?!?! (that is, if you swear like me, LOL). What is this, indeed? Curioser and curioser. Anyway, you done good, sweetie.
Oh, but I didn't understand the computer payments thing. Was he saying you should pay for something he once agreed to pay for?
And the roofer -- score!!
I'm perplexed by my interaction with my H tonight, too. I'll post...