No I am not kidding. He said what difference does it make that it was real, the problem is my jealousy. And his examples of my jealousy? He had 2 examples. In 26 years of being together. He had 2 examples. Plus the affair, so 3. Wow, those 3 instances of jealousy in 26 years must have been torture for him. Poor guy.
Also put up a big argument because I said his affair went on for 5 months and he said it was 4, and the problem is that I have an exaggeration problem. Not kidding. The problem wasn't the affair, it was that I exaggerated the length of it. Because it started "in the middle of January, not the end, so I shouldn't round up when counting the months." A whole hour of MC spent on that one. He really proved his point, poor guy, I am so terrible to live with, with my jealousy and exaggeration.
I can not make this stuff up it is so crazy. What happened to my H? Who is this guy?
