MLC W Dates, Part X

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Friday Lawyer Joke (perhaps it is better stated that this is a joke about our clients?):

Does any of the following sound familiar?


Toddler Property Laws -

1. If I like it, it’s mine.

2. If it’s in my hand, it’s mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it’s mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.

5. If it’s mine, it must never appear to be yours, in any way.

6. If I’m doing or building something, all of the pieces are mine.

7. If it looks just like mine, it’s mine.

8. If I think it’s mine, it’s mine.