I occasionally sleep in my daughter's bedroom, but only when she's not there (1/2 time custody). Would it be any more unconventional if I told you my dog sometimes joins me in her bed? What if I told you he was a male? He's neutered, but then, so am I. He occasionally tries to kiss me, but it doesn't go very far because his breath really stinks. He's very flatulent, too, as Boxers often are. I love him, but I want to clear this up: I'm not homosexual. Nor am I into bestiality. And I'm really not into homosexual bestiality.
I have never had a sexual relationship with that dog...Mr. Boxer.
