Old couple out walking. H comments your arse has become as big as a washing machine. Later tat night H became frisky in bed. W responded "That load is too small for me to put it in the machine. You'd better take care of it by hand."
M: 6 T: 12 Kids: 2,4 BD: Jan 2015 S: Feb 2015 EA/PA confirmed: Feb2015/Mar2015