To lighten things up from my pool forum:


I came home from the pool room last night. The wife had left a note on
the refrigerator:

"IT'S NOT WORKING, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. GONE TO STAY WITH MY MOTHER."

I opened the fridge, the light came on, and the beer was cold...

What the hell is she talking about?

Me:38 XW:38
T:11 years M:8 years
Kids: S14, D11, D7
BD/Move out day: 6/17/14, D final Dec 15