You guys are going to roll about laughing I certainly did.
I have not heard from WH since May 2. He is apparently ''haunting' the village, using the pubs, British Legion etc. telling everyone how it's not his fault, his W is a WW.
This W was a WAW not a WW.
Actually she was a boot you WAW.
They all know him, the Landlord of the local pub said to him, " you are joking?", landlord knows about WH and the fishwife. This fishwife lass is a legend in her own alcoholic fuelled lunchtime.