Sitting and Spinning

[asitis]

Tell him you have many boyfriends V. At least here you do.

HeavyD, reading the way you put your question, you have your own answer. You want it to stop & you aren't comfortable having her snooping around your place. If you've asked her to stop asking and she hasn't, V's solution sounds goo. If you haven't asked her to stop yet, do so, and tell her you will no longer respond to that question as she has her answer. Then don't.

I'm glad S saved opening the presents until you were there. That has to feel especially good. The wisdom & compassion of kids when adults act with neither is one of the delights in parenthood. Enjoy his actual birthday!