So what about the EA or PA or did I really turn her gay? I think with the girl friend it’s just slumber party stuff but I don’t have a camera there. When this first started she told me about a guy at work a bit younger than her. She told him I was grumpy one morning and he said, “Who could be grumpy waking up next to you?” I told her what he was doing and she said, “It would hurt you to say those things.” I told her every morning how nice she looked but from him it must have been more memorable. His wife is little bit older than him and she told me he likes older women. I was picking an iPhone out for my son she sent me a text saying this guy recommends this model, which was the same one I told her I was going to buy the night before. I got offended as I build all of our computers and home servers etc. but all of a sudden he’s god and I’m a POS when it comes to this? It’s just a phone.

I text her back and say something to this effect and she vigorously defends him and says he could read the text I sent. I asked where her phone was and she said on the table. This is a Blackberry that only has a half sized screen on the front of it. I said you’d have to be sitting on his lap for him to read it and she said he has younger eyes. I know the guys and gals from the forum “Setting Them Free” want to reach in through the screen and bash my head on the desk and tell me to “wake up” right now and I deserve it but no-one wants to think of someone pawing their wife. I don’t have any real proof; “ouch” I just felt my head hit the desk.