She went to a Yoga conference about the same time this all started and met a girl friend from work. The girl friend is a little older than my wife, never been married, never had a boyfriend and lives alone with two cats. Oh I forgot she’s a very spiritual Depak Chopra kind of person, takes vacations to India for meditation and only wants what’s best for my wife. She actually said that, I’m not making this up so stop laughing. Shortly thereafter she starts going to yoga on Wednesday nights with her and she also coincidently just happens to live in my wife’s old neighborhood where she wants to move to. Soon she tells me that she doesn’t like to drive at night and this person just happens to have a spare bedroom. This becomes a weekly thing and now expands to Sundays also. Then it’s any excuse to stay over, it’s raining, it’s dark, she can’t be around me as I have a negative aura around me. I know you guys have heard that one too. At this point I’m thinking, “Did I turn her gay?” It’s okay to laugh at that one, I did.
I didn’t do a lot of snooping only because my wife is an IT executive and knows how to protect her passwords. I did check in her nightstand and I noticed one of her bedroom toys was missing. I used to buy her really nice expensive rechargeable ones so I left the toys but took the chargers just to see if she was using them. As I said two seconds before I made her skin crawl my sex life was great. She notices and asks for them, I say how would I know where they are? The first one she took was battery operated so I wasn’t that mean and after a while I didn’t care and gave them back. I gave her the chargers back when she wanted to move out and stay at the girlfriend’s house permanently. That’s all the snooping I did but if I could have done more back then I would have.
