How about church...oh yeah, that went horribly wrong too! Maybe if I try these new pick up lines...how can I miss!
When I look at you I know the rapture is already here. God just spoke to me and, guess what, He thinks you’re hot too. You’ve gotta be in the Bible ‘cuz I am feeling so blessed right now. You’ve got me roped and tithed. Heaven must be in mourning with an angel like you missing. I’d put my plank in your ark any time. You know Jesus? Me too. Small world! God is love... but you’re a close second. Care to join me in the Loveseat of the Unlearned? Hosanna to the finest! Your pew or mine? Jesus loves me and so will you! It’s time to let go and let God bring you this hunka hunka burnin’ love! If Jesus had seen you he’d never have stayed single. You make my Bible thump. Our Father who art in Heaven, hallow’ed be this babe! Hell can’t be any hotter than you are! Been to any good baptisms lately? Would you like to check out my Bible collection sometime? I gave my heart to Jesus but the rest of me is all yours.
